#3. Professor Blowhard

# 3. Professor Blowhard

Professor Blowhard’s multiple serves as something of a default mode for Lord DonnieBob when he’s not manifesting other personas, it comes so naturally for him. Loquacious and erudite with just a touch of pretentiousness, he will sit there in his corduroy jacket with the leather elbow patches, droning on for hours and hours about one subject after another, often knowing very little of what he’s talking about or caring anyhow. But he loves to hear the sound of his own voice, the result of years of being ignored and forced to repress his thoughts. He is known at times to stop and admire the profundity of what he just said, Ronald Reagan/George W. Bush-style.

The professor also doubles as a preacher at times who has pioneered his own unique technique. Whereas most preachers deliver a three point sermon to make things simple and easy to remember, Professor Blowhard has developed his patented 33 Point Sermon that leaves the listener so disoriented and his head so spinning that it serves as something of a cheap substitute for a transcendental religious experience. People will sometimes even pass out and fall into the aisle, thinking they are seeing heavenly visions.

Actually they’re just confused. The whole phenomenon has given him something of a reputation as a revivalist however, and paved the way for the watershed event that really began to tie things together.

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